Quotes: Since when were apples a threat?

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Thread for your favorite OUaT quotes...

Regina/EQ is such a drama queen. Here are some of my favorite quotes of hers:

The Evil Queen: "Since when do I care about anyone else's happiness but mine?"

Regina: "If there's one thing I know about your grandparents, they always find each other."

Regina: "It's just that magic is the way I've always gotten everything."
Archie: "It sounds like it's also the way you've lost everything."

Regina: "I don't know how to love very well."

Regina: "No matter what you think, no matter what anyone tells you, I do love you."

Regina: "I have no interest in cleaning tongue marks off my mirror."

Evil Queen: "Now she's cavorting with dwarves? When did that happen?"

Evil Queen: "I would have gone gravy"

Regina: "I just wanted to win for once."

Regina:"Love, true love is magic and not just any magic but the most powerful magic of all."

Regina: "Can't help but feel personally violated about that part."

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Regina: Ms. Swan, for the last ten years, while you've been, well whatever it is you've been doing, I've changed every diaper, soothed every fever, endured every tantrum. You may have given birth to him, but I am his mother.

Regina: I shall destroy your happiness if it is the last thing I do.

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Regina always has the best lines…
Regina: Well you covered this room. I suggest you branch out.
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Regina: We'll talk about your insubordination later. Do you know what "insubordination" means?
Regina: It means you're grounded.
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Regina: I thought I might find you here... With a drink... and my son...
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Emma: Well, that's the biggest lot of crap I've ever heard.
Regina: I'm pretty sure that's not true.

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Emma: Thank you.

Regina: You're welcome.

[yessikg]

Regina: "How to get this savior to taste my forbidden fruit"

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Emma: "She's not dying"

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Regina: It all comes down to the number 7.

Regina: You have no idea what I'm capable of.

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Emma has her moments too...

Emma: Uh-uh. I’m talking. You’re a sociopath, lady.
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Emma: Kid, you need to go home. Where's your Mom? She's going to kill me, then you, and then me again.

[Nic Coay]

Regina: "Oh, Miss Swan, this is not appropriate."

Regina: "This is not just an apple, it's a weapon."

[solo]

This thread is fantastic. Here are some more, in no particular order!

Regina to Archie: "Doctor. Doctor? Need I remind you that you got your PHD from a curse!"
Regina to Ruby without bothering to look at her: "Private conversation, go take yourself for a walk."

Regina: "What the hell are you doing?"
Emma after revving the chainsaw: "Picking apples."

Regina: "You lost a giant?"

Regina: "Now do as I say or there will be consequences."

Regina: "What I wouldn't give for another sleeping curse."

Regina to Emma: "Do what you're so skilled at and make yourself at home."

Regina to Charming: "Fillet the bitch."

Regina to Cora: "I don't care, we'll wake them up. Emma and Henry and the two idiots."

Regina to Emma: "Did I know that my son comes to my office every Thursday at precisely five pm so I can take him for dinner before is therapy session? Course I did. I'm his mother."

Regina: "Bring it on Tinkerbell."

Regina to Rumple: "Now there's the charm that shall easily woo a lovely young lady, she'll most certainly fall in love with you at first sight. Oh wait... That didn't happen, did it?"

Regina: "Oh I didn't do that. You did it. You darkened yourself."
Snow: "No, no, no!"
Regina: "Yes. And once you blacken your heart it only grows darker, and darker. Trust me, I know."
Snow: "So crush it. Do it! Crush it, get it over with."
Regina: "And put you out of your misery? I don't need to destroy you, you're doing it to yourself."

Regina: "Now. Get. Off. My. Porch!"

Rumple: "If you think summoning a giant squid is the answer... I've already tried that."

Regina: "Fine. You wanna follow the evil munchkins dirt road, be my guest."

Regina to Snow: "I am good. I was always the Queen. It was you who added evil to my name."

Rumple: "Ah Miss Swan, you have your mothers chin."

The Evil Queen: "I'd like to say you're looking well Jefferson but I'd be lying."

Regina: "I think we can handle a few children with pointy sticks."

Snow: "Threatening her isn't the way to motivate her!"
Regina: "Well I'm all out of fish food."

Snow: "Maybe it's a tiny colander?"
Regina: "Yes, Because pre-teen Baelfire probably made lots of pasta."

Hook: "Say what?"
Regina: "The S word."

Regina: "You'll win her over with your rainbow kisses and unicorn stickers?"

Regina: "So what, you wanna send him a message? Because I haven't seen a Neverland Post Office."

Belle: "My room?!"
Rumple: "Well... It sounds a lot nicer than dungeon."

Regina to Charming: "I will not listen to child care lectures from a man who put his daughter in a box and shipped her to Maine."